Bill Murray insults
The greatest living human being attended a Braves-Cubs game this year, where he made jokes about Turner Field smelling like a hamburger and rooted for one of our outfielders to run into the wall chasing a fly. We’d allow it again and again, because it's fucking Bill Murray.
Flo Rida concerts
Because nothing makes it alright to feel the Low, Low, Lows of a lost game quite like a free post-game concert by your mom’s favorite rapper.
Bringing your own food
You could pack sandwiches, chips, and whatever else you eat in a soft cooler and bring it to the game. They’d even allow you to bring, ahem, “liquid” to drink as long as it wasn’t alcohol -- which of course you’d never do -- and wasn't in a glass bottle.