A secret beer picnic at Zilker Park
How to pull it off despite us very clearly advising against it: Go to Whataburger and order a #1 burger (with cheese, no onions!) and two large waters. Walk over to the park, dump your water out, and place the cold can of beer you brought into the cup, replace the top and insert straw. Boom, camouflage AND insulation. Now you have adult beverages to go with the iconic burger we hope you share Lady and the Tramp-style with your date.
Laws you’d be breaking: Consuming alcohol in open air at the park, duh. This isn’t New Orleans. Also, don’t even consider having a second secret beer or playing frisbee while under the super fun influence of alcohol. Don’t even think about littering, that’s just wrong.