This girl has a legit lemur
Okay, this seems pretty cool at first. You picture yourself at the bar, surrounded by babes, as closing time approaches: “Yo, my roommate has this lemur... Wanna go check it out?” And hey, they’ve seen Madagascar -- this shit practically sells itself. Plus, puppies get people laid all the time, so imagine the possibilities when you’re in possession of a legitimate MONKEY.
But thennnn come the questions: Is there a lemur litter box? Do I have to install a lemur door? What does a lemur even eat? Do I have to buy MORE lemurs so he doesn’t get lonely? Uh, what exactly IS a lemur?!
Oh, and sidenote -- surprise -- these things are freaking NOCTURNAL. And even if the little rodent had a badass prehensile tail (which, ahem, he does not), that doesn’t make up for the resounding sound of lemur howls echoing down your halls at all hours of the night.
In fact, these things are basically glorified raccoons. And in all actuality, probably a total cockblock. Pass.