Not even organic electrolytes will quench Portland's thirst
To an Austinite visiting Portland, this gumption seems a little silly. I couldn't help but thinking of all the time and money spent on the elaborate bathroom at this arcade bar. Shouldn't they be busy fighting city regulations? Where did they find the energy for all this effort?
Austin's charm has always been in it's effortless appearance. Just look at our patron saint Willie Nelson. His rugged individuality, stoic humility, and default distinction as cooler than his peers (in our city's case, Dallas and San Antonio) means you're never going to see him sweat, no matter how hard he's working. Same with an Austinite, unless they're on the way to Barton Springs.