Eat at the illegal street food market Thai Park
How to pull it off (we don’t care, you can do this one): Order as much unregulated, anti-health code grilled pork, squid, and papaya salad as you can muster. If you want to play things real hard and fast, go later in the day after it’s all been lingering around in the sun for awhile. And if the cops show up? You’ll have to indulge in the shared lie that you’re simply all having a huge picnic (and no money has changed hands).
Laws you’d be breaking: Trading without a license. The venial sin of gluttony. And some of nature’s laws, depending on how well your tummy handles spicy.
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Barbara Woolsey is a Berlin writer who likes to think she helps fight crime with articles like this. Follow her at @BarbaraWoolsey.