8. Complain about gentrification
Even though you’re probably contributing to it, anyway.
9. Say "scheiß" and "geil" habitually
You’re learning more German, but it takes time.
10. Endure the local bureaucracy
From the Ausländerbehörde to anywhere that ends in “Amt," you’ve dealt with paperwork, queues, and appointments... and made it out alive.
11. Give away stuff you don't use for free
In Berlin, books, furniture, and household appliances always come back in good karma.