From what I’ve read in Redbook, you guys are having it in New York. Well, people in Boston are also occasionally doing sex. This one’s a tie!
What’s that, New York? Your subway has 24 lines and services 5.6 million people per day? Oh yeah? Well, let me ask you a question: ARE ANY OF YOUR SUBWAY CARS PAINTED AN EXTREMELY BOLD RED OR A SOMEHOW EVEN BOLDER ORANGE? CAN ANY OF THEM TAKE ME DIRECTLY TO MALDEN CENTER SO I CAN CATCH THE 132 BUS TO REDSTONE SHOPPING CENTER? I didn’t think so.
NYC has, like, 70 teams across all the major sports. You even have two MLS teams. Sports fandom across NYC is fractured amongst the locals, and that’s BEFORE you factor in all the expats of other cities trudging to their Packers bar, or their Trinity Bantams squash bar. Whereas we root as one passionate, loyal, highly annoying, hyper-critical, always-feeling-persecuted-even-when-we-are-winning-everything, irrationally pessimistic fan base.