4. We resolve to take a road trip this winter
And not sit on our couch talking about how awesome it would be to take a road trip this winter.
5. We resolve to get no more red light camera tickets this year
Or at least less than a dozen.
6. We resolve to Tiki it up more often
Right after getting the phrase "Tiki it up" to catch on with our peer group
7. We resolve to leave our crappy job
And see if there's any openings for a cooler career path. Could probably do the champagne chandelier thing.
8. We resolve never to spend more than $1 on a can of Hamm’s
Because happy hour.
9. We resolve not to Uber a block to the CVS because we’re out of toilet paper
Unless that 4am burrito from last night is surging.