Tourists will clog the escalator, standing on the wrong side
... it’s the worst game of chess.
A gaggle of people will stop right in front of the door when getting off to look at their phones
Multitasking is hard.
You will hear one half of a very personal phone conversation
... but now we all want to know who the daddy is.
There will be a dozen questionable stains on your seat
... and you’ll sit anyway. It wasn’t wet, right?
You will see a 1970s pimp
Like, for real.
You will catch someone taking your picture
... and they’ll make eye contact with you as they post it to Instagram.