You will learn about squirrels
God bless Kickstarter.
Some morning person is a chatty a-hole on their way to work
... and you’re still reeling from a late Wednesday night. No judgements.
The date across the aisle from you will try to out-couple you and yours
... but you know you two are cuter.
There will be a one-man drum circle
... you didn’t bring your djembe?
New Chicago transplants will overtake your car with all the Craigslist furniture in the world
... there had to have been free alley furniture closer to the apartment, you guys.