How the hell is such a beautiful place totally free (not counting parking, of course)? Don't ask. Just go.
Free Street Theater has been doing its thing since 1969. It's about time you check it out.
It's called The Paper Machete, and it features local journalists, authors, comedians, and more doing readings and having discussions. Hosted by writer Christopher Piatt, it goes down every Saturday afternoon at Green Mill.
Douse yourself in body paint and dance till dawn at Blacklight Blackout, uncorked on the third Friday of each month on the second floor of Exit.
One of the city's craziest ragers is serving up free insanity with a side of chicken at evilOlive's illicit Porn & Chicken party every Monday night.
There are free wings at 8:30pm during the week at Burwood Tap. And they're better than at BW3.
Beauty Bar is always free after 9pm, but Tuesday is free all night with the manic dance tunes of Timbuck2 alongside weekly rotating guests (past guests have included A$AP Rocky and Freddie Gibbs).