We would never, under any circumstances, support you and your boyfriend/girlfriend running afoul of Johnny Law like you’re Bonnie and Clyde. BUT, on the off chance you’re feeling like you want to break some rules and get a little crazy, these eight illegal Chicago dates should be enough to get your heart rate up (among other things). Again, we don’t condone doing any of these illicit activities... we’re just going to outline them in detail.
Go fishing in pajamas
How to pull it off: If your Tinder date doesn’t bite on this one, then just throw them back. Get into your PJs or, if you don’t have any, just order up some adult Garanimals. Use this date as bait for a sleepover. Everyone knows that the early bird gets the worm, so make this your chance to do that in more ways than one.
What laws you'd be breaking: A very archaic city law mandating that, well, you can't fish in pajamas. It's almost as weird as getting arrested for flying a kite in Chicago.