Root for the Packers
That’s it. We’re dropping you off at Mars Cheese Castle and leaving you there. PS: if you find your way back, could you bring some sharp cheddar with you? Thanks!
Use any of the following words: Willis, Macy's, soda, or vegetarian
You’re a piss-poor excuse for a Chicagoan and shall now be deported to South Bend. Be gone!
Say "Jonathan TOES is my favorite!"
Admit it: you haven’t watched a single Blackhawks game, have you?
Get excited by Victory Auto Wreckers’ new commercial
Your shaggy hair, broken car door, and sweet watchband live on in our hearts, Bob Zajdel.