Go to Navy Pier after the age of 10
Unless you have a child or are one, Navy Pier is hell and there’s almost no reason to visit, unless you’re going for the view. If that’s the case, here’s a tip: visit at sunrise. No tourists, lovely view, and better pictures. You’re welcome.
Say "I’m really excited for the redevelopment of Wrigley!"
Dear Mr. Ricketts: we asked for better bathrooms, not the Streets of Woodfield. Oh, and PS: your Omaha is showing.
Show an ounce of remorse for Lincoln Towing (hopefully) shutting down
May those unscrupulous carjackers have the tow yard hauled far, far away without notice or regard for the law/human decency.
Refer to the intersection at Milwaukee/Damen/North Ave as "Six Corners"
Any Chicagoan worth their celery salt knows the real Six Corners is located in Portage Park. Yes, the Wicker Park intersection does have six corners... and so do many other intersections throughout Chicago. But you knew that already, riiiight?