Congratulations, America: You’ve almost survived Election Season 2016. Sure, you stopped having sex entirely. You gave up porn. You even think “death by meteorite” is a better option than either candidate. But it’s finally coming to an end. To help you safely get off this celibacy-inducing campaign trail, we dug up the answers to every thing you need to know to cast your vote tomorrow… and then find your way to a good cocktail that can help you forget this election season ever happened.
Am I registered?
Don't needlessly waste your valuable morning coffee time at the polls, only to find out you didn’t actually remember to register. Check your registration status in advance. Like, now. Thankfully Illinois makes it easy: Just fill in your information.
If you’re not registered, it's actually not too late. Contact your County Clerk's Office or the Board of Elections to check where you can register today and still make your vote count.
Where is my polling location?
Once you're logged in, Illinois' voter registration system will also tell you where to show up and vote tomorrow.