We won’t take the time to explain the pierogi-eating, beer-guzzling, polka-filled celebration of Dyngus Day here. We’ll just tell you to call off work the day after Easter. And maybe the day after that too.
Cost: Free. Śmigus-dyngus!
Flying Monkey Pub
Winking Lizard, Harry Buffalo, Velvet Dog -- it turns out Cleveland has a lot of bars named for animals. At the 6th Annual Cleveland Animals Bar Crawl, you can patronize them all while supporting the Land’s Animal Protective League.
Cost: $30 and up
Forest City Brewery
We’re not huge Derby fans or anything, but we really thought this name was funny. Plus, Forest City is still the reigning king of atmosphere and interesting events among Cleveland’s breweries, so this fundraiser for Cleveland Clinic research is well worth a visit.
Cost: $35 and up
Known for her wicked, acerbic wit, Ali Wong sprang to success with 2016’s special Baby Cobra. Expect material on marriage, motherhood, and representation for Asian-Americans.
Cost: $40 and up