5. We resolve to stop drinking (as many) carafes of mimosas at Villa-O on Sunday
Because Hangover Monday is just not worth a Sunday Funday.
6. We resolve to not let weekly happy hour turn into happy hour(s)
Oh, $2 wells at Quarter Bar, we can't quit you.
7. We resolve to explore more neighborhoods
Like The Cedars, Bishop Arts, and Deep Ellum instead of defaulting to Uptown. Stop being so basic, bruh.