“Everything I know is based on the amazing reality show of the '80s of the Ewing family. Classy as hell!"
-- Annie, San Diego, California
True: We are very classy. We have many leather-bound books and all of our homes and apartments smell of rich mahogany.
“There are more pickup trucks than passenger cars. Even people who live in the city claim to have lived on a farm/ranch. Everyone makes ridiculous ancestral claims. Texas somehow produces some of the hottest women in the country.”
-- Anthony, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
True, false, true, and true: Pickup trucks are king here. There are a decent number of people in Dallas who have relocated from farms/ranches in smaller towns, but a lot of people are either from here, or bigger cities like Austin and Houston. We are all the descendants of either Davy Crockett or James Bowie, and, without a doubt, have the prettiest women in the state, in the country, and, yes, in the world.