Cook for them
Are you a Gordon Ramsay without all the yelling obscenities and threatening violence? Now is a good time to show that off. And while I’m sure those ramen hacks that you saw on the internet are really great, spring for some quality fresh ingredients from someplace like Central Market, Whole Foods, Farmers Market or, hell, even Trader Joe’s. After all, you’re trying to make this Facebook official, right?
Take me out to the something game
At this point, you should probably pull back the curtain and let them know that you are the kind of person who sports screams and sports cries when your team wins or loses. Take them to a Stars or Rangers game to prepare them for this. Maybe you secretly like metal bands who growl lyrics about goat sacrifices, maybe see if they’d like to take in a show with you? Now’s the time you gotta get the weird stuff on the record.