Ship it off
Be sure to get a scale before you head off to the post office. You’ll surely pay a hefty price for the weight of our great state in a box. Maybe this will be enough to bring your loved ones back home, or tide them over until the next big holiday. Just as John Steinbeck once said, “Texas is a state of mind. Texas is an obsession. Above all, Texas is a nation in every sense of the word.”
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Lucas Buckels is a freelance writer at Thrillist whose exes live in Texas. Follow him for 3am Whataburger drive-thru updates: @lcsbckls.