Much better musicians
I’m ready for what you’ve got to say, Houston. “BEYONCÉ.” Where does Queen Bee live though? Not Houston. But I’ll concede your argument and raise you that Dallas has Stevie Ray Vaughan, Erykah Badu, RC & the Gritz, Elliott Smith, Lead Belly, Meat Loaf, Kelly Clarkson, Usher, St. Vincent, and many many, more. Your references from Drake and Lil Wayne don’t count either.
Houston is full of cheaters
Ladies, look no further than these damning stats from the Ashley Madison hack showing Houston sitting at #7 of number of accounts per city. The odds are ever in your favor if you’re looking for a more faithful husband from Dallas (or at least slightly better).
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Lucas Buckels is a freelance writer in Dallas, he STILL has “Pride and Joy” stuck in his head (happily).