Because there's nothing quite like a good old-fashioned fight, it's Rivalry Week. Keep tabs on simmering feuds across the country right here.
Houston, we have a problem. You, you’re the problem. For years, our rivalry has gone back and forth and it’s about time again for the City of Hate to put Space City to shame, and for all of the right reasons. In fact, here are 12 reasons why Dallas wins 100% of the time.
It doesn’t feel like we’re being waterboarded just by going outside
In Dante’s unabridged version of The Inferno, Houston was the 10th circle of hell. You can hardly breathe there, let alone muster a good hair day. At least in Dallas, you have a better chance of not feeling like you’re drowning the second you step outdoors.
Houston is the armpit of Texas for a reason
Oh, you proudly parade the fact that you’re close to the beach? Your beach is the Gulf of Mexico, it smells terrible and makes the ghost wave of fish and petroleum byproduct wash over your city with no remorse. Dallas is definitely not the stinky kid in class.