Sneak in a swim at the Warwick
How to pull it off despite us repeatedly begging you not to do this: Three words are your motivation here: heated rooftop pool -- a rarity in Denver. To get some quality swim time in with your date, head to the Warwick already wearing your suits, grab a drink at the hotel bar, and head to the top floor. Once there, you’ve got a few options. The door to the pool requires a room key for entry, but it’s been known to malfunction from time to time so first, just push really hard. Not opening? Maybe you’ll luck out and be able to sneak in behind a legit guest. As a last resort, put on an Oscar-worthy “we forgot our key in our room” act and hope for the best.
Laws you’d be breaking: Trespassing, though most hotels won’t actually involve the cops if you’re caught as long as you stick to just swimming and not, say, stealing all the towels and robes on your way out too.