Hello future Denver fan. Glad to see you've made the choice to root for the beloved Broncos in Super Bowl 50. Smart move! Thereʼs plenty of room for you here in Broncos country, but there are some things you need to know before the big game. Important things, like the incontestable greatness of John Elway and what to yell after a touchdown.
With that in mind, here's the definitive list of everything you need to know before jumping on the Broncos bandwagon:
1. John Elway is the greatest quarterback of all time
2. This isnʼt our first rodeo
The Broncos have been to the Super Bowl a record-tying eight times! (Our record in the big game is... not important).
3. The Denver D is amazing
It's the best in the league this year.
4. You are expected to yell, “IN-COM-PLETE!” after every dropped pass
By the opposing team, of course. Even if youʼre alone. Maybe even more if youʼre alone, so you can make some new friends.
5. John Elway is greatest athlete ever
He should be the president of the United States.
6. We all know nothing matches with orange
And that you look ridiculous in that shirt. We all do. Deal with it. However, orange does look pretty good with the Lombardi Trophy.