Transplants: Love to eat squid and drink artisanal cocktails.
Locals: Would really be content if there were only one new restaurant that was known for squid and artisanal cocktails.
Transplants: Go to a Tigers game for the experience.
Locals: Go to a Tigers game because it’s their religion.
Transplants: Go to the Third Man Records shop in Midtown.
Locals: Caught the White Stripes at the Gold Dollar when it was still the Cass Corridor.
Transplants: Say, “Wow, Detroit is not as bad as everyone says!”
Locals: Are secretly glad there’s an influx of transplants breathing new life and energy into the rusty city.
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Megan Frye is a Detroit-based writer who loves reading the comments! Tweet her your best poorly formed sentences at @fryechild.