If there’s one thing you can’t throw a stone without hitting in Detroit, it’s a long-haired rock and roll band.
Most Detroit line: “Hit the west side 'cause that's where all the hoes at / And every real n**** in Detroit knows that"
There isn’t much to add, other than that 7 Mile Rd is known as the place where the weak are killed and eaten.
Most Detroit line: “Man, f*** this, come back to Delray / There you can rob motherf****** any day / Crackheads, hoes, whatever you can name / Catch all the rich ones coming out the ball game”
And for today’s Juggalo history lesson: back when the Tigers played in Corktown, it was apparently much easier to rob upper-class baseball fans in the not-so-distant neighborhood. This was back when there were people in Delray who had more than $50.