Looking for the "girlfriend experience"
The worst part about this post is that, as of the time I am submitting this story for publication, it is the only one that has been flagged for removal after at least a week. Once again, Craigslist is full of scams (and also barely-concealed sex trafficking solicitations), and they're doing a shit job of policing them. Have a nice day.
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Nicole Rupersburg needed about 16 showers after writing this in order to feel clean again. Follow her to happier places on IG @eatsdrinksandleaves.