How to pull if off despite our explicit disapproval: The park is not exactly well fortified, so just wait until dusk and bring a blanket, a lantern, and wine to the Eleanor Tinsley section and plop yourself down for a nighttime snack. With views of the downtown skyline and open sky, things can get real sexy real quick. That is, until you hear that rustling in the trees and run back to your car with your pants down. Whatever, adrenaline is sexy, too.
Laws you’d be breaking: Trespassing, flagrant violation of park rules (closes at dusk, no glass, alcoholic beverages prohibited)