23. You get really good at dodging truck debris.
24. You wait in line to get onto 610 for 20 minutes only to have the car in front of you let, like, 10 cars cut in.
25. The lanes in the Med Center have been painted over so many times you’re actually not sure which one you should follow.
26. You consider quitting your desk job and getting into construction, since there’s clearly an endless amount of work to do.
27. You almost hit the guy that’s straight-up stopped at the feeder to I-45 South from Allen Parkway.
28. You turn down a back road near Bush Intercontinental and are convinced your GPS is trying to get you murdered.