11. For a fleeting second on I-45, you forget what you’re doing and think you’re playing Mario Kart.
12. You spend so much time getting frustrated in traffic that you regularly trade your workout for happy hour, and you’re totally OK with it because it’s the only way to survive.
13. Crap, ANOTHER pothole.
14. It lightly snows, and it’s basically as though the apocalypse has happened.
15. You pull off an expert-level parallel park in Midtown only to realize it’s not a legal spot.
16. Your car takes a nice long mud bath just after you wash it.