Overly gluttonous, Texas-sized portions
Go ahead and pretend for one second that you’re not happy that side of fries you ordered with your chicken Caesar salad is enough to feed a small family. No one believes you. We know you “hate to waste food” so you make sure you get through that CFS that’s bigger than your head, too.
Judging people that live outside The Loop
Or if you live outside The Loop, judging people that pay five times your rent to live inside The Loop.
Living close to Austin
You’re #HtownRideOrDie, always repping Houston and ripping those Hill Country Hipsters every chance you get. Yet when someone suggests a weekend getaway, you can practically taste Gourdough’s Mother Clucker in your mouth.