27. Backing the destruction of the Astrodome
Despite your best efforts, the Astrodome lives on!
28. Opening up another mattress shop
We already have more of these than we do potholes, and that's hard. Actually, it's kind of impressive.
29. Getting overly excited by the prospects of a championship this year
Whether it's the Rockets, Texans, or Astros, have you learned nothing from the ghosts of seasons past?
30. Being even somewhat surprised when your laptop gets stolen from the front seat of your car
We can guarantee that store parking lot you're in takes absolutely no responsibility. Look, there's even a sign.