"Oh, me? I live in Midtown."
Translation: I party and you wish you were me.
"I live in the Heights."
Translation: So I mayyyyyy be pushing the boundaries of the Heights a bit, but it’s still inside the loop, so GFY.
"It’s not far."
Translation: It’s going to take us an hour to get there.
"Let’s go somewhere chill."
Translation: We need a patio bar because I’m bringing my dog, but don’t want to be the one to suggest West Alabama Ice House for the third week in row. Yes, it’s near my house, but that’s not why I like it.
"Want to split an Uber there?"
Translation: Are you driving tonight? If so, can you pick me up?
"Yes, there’s a line, but it goes quick."
Translation: I’m lying, but stop being such a lazy butthole and come out in Midtown with me.