27. You appreciate the absence of toll roads in Las Vegas... and then pull over at a gas station to blow your money on a slot machine.
28. You still think all those stoplights on the 215 Northern Beltway are odd and out of place.
29. You stop in Baker during your road trip to California... just so you can eat a gyro at the Mad Greek Cafe.
30. You stop in Primm on your way home from California... just so you can eat a gyro at the Mad Greek Cafe.
31. You try not to hit any people on the sidewalk when leaving the Cosmopolitan and turning onto the Strip.