Pretty much anything else that you can possibly think of
Why you’re getting rid of them: ‘Cause family is coming over for the holidays, and you don’t want them to realize what a hoarder you are
How to get rid of them: These fine bros will come pick up whatever you want to donate for free, and bring it to one of the charities they work with (including but not limited to Salvation Army, Vietnam Veterans of America, and Habitat for Humanity). They’ll grab anything from toys to kitchen appliances to furniture, all the while making YOU look like the charitable one.
Billions of dollars
Why you’re getting rid of them: Elon Musk and SpaceX need help to expedite the process of sending us to Mars and saving us all from extinction.
How to get rid of them: Have a bank account with billions of dollars. Venmo said dollars to Elon Musk. Also, maybe this one requires you to give up Fallout 4. Still, a good cause, though, amiright?
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Wilder Shaw is a regular Thrillist contributor who definitely needs to cut the cord with his DVDs. Whisper softly that it will be OK to him on Twitter at @WilderShaw_ and Instagram at @wildershaw.