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He says: It’s more what not to do than what TO do with Spade. “Headlock selfies! Sean Penn doesn’t get what I get, which is the back slapping frat brother where they see me and are like, ‘Dude! Joe Dirt’ and then they proceed to shove shots down my gullet. I think it’s because I’m a comedian that people do so many weird things,” he admits.
He also appreciates a nice, clean, non-sweaty palm. “I would say that a dry hand is appreciated,” he explains. “I understand that some people get nervous but it’s like shaking hands with a ShamWow. And when you’re at the pool and you put your arm around me for a picture, don’t brand me with your pit because it’s so hot and steamy.”