21. YES (Cerritos)
Cerritos may mean “little mountains” in Spanish, but to just about anyone with a radio, it means “Yes Cerritos Auto Square!” Admit it. You're singing the jingle in your brain right now, aren't you? Sucker.
22. TERRANEA (Rancho Palos Verdes)
The Spanish translation of Rancho Palos Verdes is Green Sticks Ranch, which probably made sense at some point in California history. Now, though? It's pretty much meaningless. So why not name it after the mid-level resort in RPV that hosts roughly a million weddings every weekend? After all, that's how most people know it anyway.
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Jason Kessler used to live in All of the Targets, but now he lives in What's That Smell? aka El Segundo. He also makes the best frozen pudding around with Little Spoon frozen pudding. Follow him on Twitter and Instagram @TheHungryClown.