5. Coffee Commissary
Really, if there's any coffee shop in the valley that's not cranking its A/C, let's be honest -- it's gonna end up broke. But this is your best bet.
4. Enterprise Rent-A-Car
Just talk to them about insurance, for, like, half an hour, then "change your mind," and boom. Dim sum time.
3. That bridge in between the two parts of the Westside Pavilion mall
You know, the one over Pico, with benches and chairs and glass overlooking the street? That one.
Seriously, the hospital's waiting room has comfy chairs, free Wi-Fi, and an occasional piano player. And is chilly enough that you may need a sweater.
1. Any movie theater, even one playing Warcraft
OK, not Warcraft. Anything but Warcraft.
(For real, on a pro-tip: call 211 to find the nearest city-approved "Cooling Station" near your house -- they're usually senior centers and libraries, but, hey, they're cold. And that's all that matters.)
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