Do you eat a lot of kale?
Well, honestly, yes. But we also eat a ton of burgers. And tacos. And donuts. Because LA has amazing, amazing food... that’s not kale.
Do you know any celebrities?
It depends on your definition of celebrity. If “that guy who was Tom Hanks' kid in The 'Burbs” counts, then yes, I know a celebrity (and he's a great guy!). But I can not introduce you to Brad Pitt. Er, unless I work at UTA. In which case, maybe I know Brad Pitt. I dunno.
Is everyone really beautiful?
No, they’re not. Also, reader, you’re beautiful just the way you are, so don’t worry about it.