There's no question that, at some point today, as you're trying to get out of town, you're going to say either, "I can't believe this traffic," or "I can't believe this check-in line," or even "I can't believe I'm home alone on my couch instead of in traffic or in an airport line." For all three, we've got you covered: some of the best stories we've run on Thrillist recently, since we know you haven't had time to read every single thing... until right now. Enjoy your turkey. Eventually.
(Oh, and if you're driving? Don't look at this. Wait 'til you switch spots and are a passenger. In three hours.)