19. You’re abusing a historical home in Old Louisville
That is, looting, neglecting, or actively slum-lording it. We have such a kick-ass Victorian district, let’s keep it nice.
20. You are SO OFFENDED by this list
Like, there are no words.
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Rachel Heatherton is a Louisville writer who has done at least six of the things on this list. See more of her scarily accurate opinions here.