1. We resolve to get off the damn lawn
Seriously, the Zoo can’t promise its members free parking unless they chip in and build a damn garage, make a shuttle happen, or just simply encourage visitors to park in the hundreds of free spots in and around the park.
2. We resolve to ask for a grocery store that Midtowners can love
The stores colloquially called “Death Kroger” (Union), “The Kroger formerly known as Kroghetto” (Cleveland), and “Murder Kroger” (Highland) aren’t cutting it, and we can’t afford Fresh Market on the reg.
3. We resolve to further embrace Memphis beer
We have four local breweries now and an ever changing landscape of beers to choose from.