If you absolutely insist on doing illegal things despite our numerous attempts to stop you, Miami is the place to do it. As much as the city works to rid itself of its ‘80s past, there are people out there who will never see beyond the clichéd drug and murder colored sun, surf, and sand. However, if you’re tired of always Netflix and chillin’ and happen to want to get into some trouble with your special someone, here are 10 illegal dates that we absolutely, in no way, would ever possibly condone.
Skinny dip in the DeSoto Fountain in Coral Gables
How to do this thing that is so against the law that we are practically begging you not to do it: The fountain is located at a roundabout so you have to park your car elsewhere. We suggest The Biltmore or the Venetian Pool, each is a short walk away. But, in the blazing Miami heat, you’ll totally be in need of a dip after said walk. Don’t, we repeat don’t, park at any of the nearby houses.
Law you’d be breaking: Trespassing, possibly destruction of public property, indecent exposure