We will tell you our bug and/or snake stories
We all have tales of giant palmetto bugs, crazy lizards, and dangerous snakes. They’re our war stories.
We love to simultaneously complain and brag about a lot of things
Back in the day, we complained that Miami wasn’t metropolitan enough. Now, we have awesome restaurants (even out in the suburbs), internationally recognized events... and we’re complaining about too many tourists and too much traffic. At the same time, we’re bragging about free tickets to SOBEWFF, hookups at clubs, and access to VIP parties during Art Basel.
We all make fun of LIV
It’s always fun to say “Let’s hit up LIV, bro!” even though you’re absolutely going to Ted’s instead.
We accept Spanish in our everyday language
Spanglish is our unofficial language in the county. Thanks to Pitbull, everyone at least knows what dale means. And even if you’re all “we speak English in America," you’re inevitably going to have to use a Spanish word or two, or you’ll be stuck miming your way through what will surely be a terrible haircut.