Welcome to Florida! Once we've successfully stolen your identity and made a fraudulent Medicare claim in your name, enjoy your visit! But before you head out through our fair state -- on the road with our world-renowned Florida drivers -- you should know what you're in for.
To help with your trip from the Panhandle to the Keys, we've created a painfully honest map of the Sunshine State, which you can see all nice and blown-up if you click here.
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Matt Meltzer is a staff writer for Thrillist and has a poster of W.C. Fields taped on his wall. Follow his child-free fun @mmeltrez.