Pools are essentially giant bathtubs filled with chlorine, foam noodles, and water jets in weird places. And we love them. Especially the ones loaded with hot people spraying Champagne bottles whilst electronic music plays loudly in the background and a possible C-list celebrity is sunbathing surrounded by security. However, while these pools exist, they are all super-expensive, and that’s simply not cool.
Fortunately for you, however, we’ve scoped out some of the best pools in Miami and figured out 1) if you can get into them, and 2) if so, how to do it. Of course, it’s up to you to actually follow our directions and get yourself in there -- so for the love of God, be cool.