1. Running late with absolutely no conscience
Did dinner start at 9? Of course it did. But nobody can expect you to show up without pregaming with at least a COUPLE drinks in your kitchen. Maybe three. Just text them you’re five minutes away, mention something about traffic, and show up at 10:15 with everyone else.
2. Acting like traffic laws don’t apply to you
Yes, I did just make a right turn from the left lane. Without signaling. At 45 miles an hour. Try and act like the 14 people behind me aren’t doing it too.
3. Posting weather maps of the country when we’re the only place above freezing
Rip Florida all you want. While you're sitting inside binging Netflix and putting on 25lbs of winter lard, we'll be at the beach doing activities like playing volleyball and building sandcastles with moats and stuff.