15. Pizza Rustica
No, it’s not the best pizza on the Beach. And yes, you may spot an unwelcome cockroach run by. But does anything taste better when you’re walking out of a club at 4am? No. No it does not.
16. Emphasizing “305” whenever you give your phone number to a customer-service rep
That’s right, just like Pitbull. Because you better believe nobody at that call center has ever heard of “Mr. 786.”
17. Jumping on a team's bandwagon
You probably still don’t know the difference between the blue line and the Blue Angels, and may have asked if Jaromír Jágr was related to that guy in the Rolling Stones. But that didn’t stop you from taking sixth-row selfies at that sold-out Panthers playoff game.
18. Telling out-of-towners you don’t have any club hookups
Especially if you do.