9. Having a “Causeway song”
You know you queue it up as soon as you make the turn off I-95. That jam where you put the windows down and blast it as loud as you can while you drive across the MacArthur or Julia Tuttle and remember why Miami is such a beautiful place to live. The song should have the word “Miami” somewhere in the title, or be by Phil Collins.
10. Saying "I'm from Miami" when you travel
If they respond with anything short of complete jealousy you get personally offended.
11. Going for drinks on Ocean Dr
To maintain your cred as a local, you’re required to say something along the lines of “Ugh, THERE?” when your pals from out of town text you at 2pm on a Thursday to come day drink with them at the Clevelander. But there’s a part of you that knows it’s going to be a mini-vacation and probably your best day of the week.