We will get out and live like tourists once in a while
Stating "I live where you vacation" shouldn't mean "I sit in traffic and spend half my Saturdays going to IKEA where you vacation." People save up all year to live like us for a week, the least we can do is carve out some time to actually do it.
We resolve to be nicer to people
Unless they start a sentence with "In New York…" Then all bets are off.
We have two options here. Either learn how to say "No, don't take US-1!" in a couple other languages, or deal with whatever inscrutable route Waze has chosen for your Uber driver. Your call.
You do realize you've chosen to live in a city whose greatest cultural contribution might be the butt implant, right? OK then.