NFL wife forgets she doesn’t play football. Head-butts cop.
While Miami Dolphins player Brent Grimes was in the locker room doing God-knows-what, his wife, Miko, was busy sticking her head where it shouldn’t be -- quite literally. Apparently, the hotshot wife tried to go into a restricted area after cops told her not to, which resulted in fighting, her head-butting cops (plural), and then her being pinned to the ground and arrested. Not surprisingly, that’s probably the most exciting thing to happen at a Dolphins game in decades.
Solange Knowles wields inflatable banana. Cops get involved.
In 2011, when Beyoncé’s little sister tried to get into Cameo nightclub with a 5ft, inflatable banana and was told NOPE, she got angry and started calling everyone racists. To try calming her down, Miami Beach policemen pulled her aside, but when she did not calm down, a policeman allegedly pulled out a knife and threatened to pop her yellow wingman. Solange later went on a Twitter rampage to tell the whole world about it because... no one puts banana in a corner.