Beyoncé and Kelly Rowland sing karaoke. Heads explode.
The only thing better than belting Beyoncé on karaoke night is... doing that exact same thing with Queen B herself. Cue the magical night at Sing Sing Karaoke on South Beach, circa January 2014, when Beyoncé, Jay-Z, and Kelly Rowland showed up out of the blue, saw two girls singing to Beyoncé’s Party, and Kelly and the Queen joined in. Then Beyoncé photo-bombed their friend who was passed out on a nearby bench and missed the whole thing. That friend probably still hates herself.
NFL wife forgets she doesn’t play football. Head-butts cop.
While Miami Dolphins player Brent Grimes was in the locker room doing God-knows-what, his wife, Miko, was busy sticking her head where it shouldn’t be -- quite literally. Apparently, the hotshot wife tried to go into a restricted area after cops told her not to, which resulted in fighting, her head-butting cops (plural), and then her being pinned to the ground and arrested. Not surprisingly, that’s probably the most exciting thing to happen at a Dolphins game in decades.
Solange Knowles wields inflatable banana. Cops get involved.
In 2011, when Beyoncé’s little sister tried to get into Cameo nightclub with a 5ft, inflatable banana and was told NOPE, she got angry and started calling everyone racists. To try calming her down, Miami Beach policemen pulled her aside, but when she did not calm down, a policeman allegedly pulled out a knife and threatened to pop her yellow wingman. Solange later went on a Twitter rampage to tell the whole world about it because... no one puts banana in a corner.
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Jennifer Agress is a Miami-based writer who is now in the market for a 5ft, inflatable banana.