Wear anything with LMFAO lyrics on it
Or, really, ever walk into Alvin’s Island or Wings for anything other than change.
Not pull ALL the way up in a left turn lane
In Miami, getting as far up in the left turn lane as humanly possible so at least four cars can follow you through the red is what passes for common courtesy.
Wait in line. Voluntarily.
Somehow the rest of the country seems to think breakfast food is somehow worth spending hours of your life in line. In Miami, we only stand in line to pay court fees after getting pulled over for not using our turn signal.
BUYING bottle service. Going for free when your friends from out of town decide $2500 is perfectly reasonable for a bottle of Grey Goose is totally fine.