A new year calls for new resolutions -- when you look toward the future with endless optimism, only to crash back down to reality two weeks later after bingeing on a whole pizza chased with some cheese curds. We prefer goals that are attainable, or even fun, because then we won't feel like total failures. We can make these 15 Milwaukee resolutions happen.
1. We resolve to keep cheering for the Brewers
This period of rebuilding will be excruciating, but bandwagon fans are even worse. Besides, tailgating is always good.
2. We resolve to limit Facebook posts about our Caribbean vacation in the middle of February
We will post the obligatory toes-in-the-sand photo, but we won’t post our new piña colada every 30 minutes. We understand there’s a blizzard back home, and we won’t rub it in.
3. We resolve to drink more water than beer
It’s so easy to drink beer here, but hydration is important.