7. You dress your kids up in Badgers gear
Because their brains are so malleable when they're young, what better time to indoctrinate them into the cult of Bucky?
8. You know what "clap for credit" means
Every school has breeze courses, and Madison's included a riveting Hans Christian Anderson class and Music 113: Music in Performance, aka clap for credit.
Generally during the reception for a few songs, but I wouldn't judge if he walked the bride down the aisle.
10. You don't just think of "Varsity" as a song, but as a train, too
The Varsity was a train that ran between Chicago and Madison on tracks that are called the Milwaukee Road. It was the easiest way for Chicago-area alumni to get to football games from 1951-1971, as it dropped passengers off right on University Ave.