Congratulations, America: You’ve almost survived Election Season 2016. Sure, you stopped having sex entirely. You gave up porn. You even think “death by meteorite” is a better option than either candidate. But it’s finally coming to an end. To help you safely get off this celibacy-inducing campaign trail, we dug up the answers to every thing you need to know to cast your vote tomorrow… and then find your way to a good cocktail that can help you forget this election season ever happened.
Am I registered?
Don't needlessly waste your valuable morning coffee time at the polls, only to find out you didn’t actually remember to register. Check your registration status in advance. Like, now. Thankfully Minnesota makes it easy: Just check the voter registration portal online.
If you’re not registered, just head to your county's election office (check that address here) and grab a registration form. You can turn in the form at your polling location today.
Where is my polling location?
Once you're logged in, the state's voter information center will let you know where to vote tomorrow.
What do I need to bring to vote?
All you'll need is your driver's license, state ID card, or tribal ID card.
When does my poll open?
If you're feeling extra-patriotic, you can cast a vote at 7am and make it to one of Minneapolis's best coffee shops by 7:20am.
When does my poll close?
If your AM political commitments are limited to rewatching Alec Baldwin nail his Trump impressions, don't worry: You have until 8pm to vote. Grab a drink afterwards. You deserve it after this election season.