31. You get belligerent at a park in the middle of the afternoon
Ruining the "picnic law" for all of us.
32. You wear an Expos hat but never went to a game when they were around
Even worse if you don’t know who the Expos are.
33. You smoke a joint on a busy street where kids are running about
34. You think Crescent St is "the sh*t"
35.You feel the need to go overboard at a BYOW
The acronym isn't a free pass to be belligerent in a restaurant, actually.
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